Nightflyer: Did you know there's a town in Indiana called Santa Claus, and the entire town is Christmas themed?
Air: Wait really?
Nightflyer: Yep.
Rainkeeper: Huh.
Joy: Well, in the wise words of our scavenger author's mother, Fuck you, take me to Santa.
*players appear*
Fatespeaker: Hi guys!!
Nightflyer: You're cheerful.
Fatespeaker: Well, you got Ochre killed for me, so YAY!
Nightflyer:.....Okaaaay then.
Seashell: Now for the fun part! *snaps talons*
Players: *waiting*
Players:.........
Glory: What was supposed to happen?
Seashell: Exactly what happened.
Peril: And what exactly was that?
Joy: Congrats Sunny!
Sunny: *Is very afraid* On what?
Rainkeeper: You're now an animus.
Sunny: WAIT SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Air: Yep!
Nightflyer: And you'll only go evil if there's evil already in your soul so basically.....
Seashell: You have unlimited magic and can do whatever you want.
Sunny: AWESOME!!!!!
Riptide: I feel like we should be afraid.
Deathbringer: Very afraid.
Glory: Afraid? YOU?
Tsunami: This is SUNNY we're talking about. She's completely harmle-
Sunny: I DEMAND THAT ALL MY SHIPS HAVE TO KISS AND BE CANON.
Tsunami: *kisses Riptide*
Deathbringer: *kisses Glory*
Peril: *kisses Clay*
Starflight: *kisses Fatespeaker*
Nightflyer: *kisses Air*
Seashell: Well, this isnt THAT bad, right guys?
Rainkeeper/Joy: *have disappeared to find Pear and Kelp*
Seashell:.......Guys?
Air: One moment. *kisses Nightflyer*
Sunny: This. This I like.
Sunny: I'll be back. I've got more work to do here. You all have fun being canon!
Seashell:.....So I guess I'm alone now....
*two hours later*
Sunny: Hey everyone!
Seashell: SUNNY WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
Sunny: Well I got rid of the stone around my father, and then we went to the Sand Kingdom so he could win back my mother, and I enchanted Flower so that she could take to dragons and we could understand each other. Then I have Pyrrhia world peace and got rid of tribal stereotypes.
Sunny: And then I killed a couple people and burnt down a cave. *shrugs* No big deal.
Seashell: Oh dear moons....
Sunny: YOU CAN ALSO STOP KISSING NOW!
Starflight: *gasps for air*
Clay: THANK YOU!
Glory: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Sunny: I'm an animus. I can do whatever I want.
Nightflyer: um,no you can-
Sunny: I ORDER NIGHTFLYER TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND.
Seashell: Oh shit she's going Darkstalker already.
Air: HEY! YOU LEAVE NIGHTFLYER ALO-
Sunny: I want Twist and Shout triggers to play on repeat in Air's head.
Air: *starts screaming and crying*
Clay: Sunny stop!!
Rainkeeper: This needs to stop! It's time to stop! *is holding a clock*
Sunny: NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I'M TOO POWERFUL AAHAHAHAHAH-
*gunshot sounds*
Sunny: *drops to the ground*
All: *gaping*
Joy: *polishes rifle*
Joy: I thought the Darkstalker DNA in her might cause some issues. So I came prepared.
Air: *sobbing from Twist and Shout PTSD*
Nightflyer: Must....Avenge....Sunny
....
Joy: Firefly, if you will.
Firefly: *appears and removes all of Sunny's enchantments*
Nightflyer: What the- WAIT WHY IS SUNNY DEAD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!
Air: NIGHTFLYER!!!!!! *hugs him*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*normal Sunny respawns*
Sunny: Uh.....sorry about that, everyone.....
Air: I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW GO AWAY.
Glory: SUNNY WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Tsunami: I thought you said she wouldn't go evil!!
Seashell: She'd only go evil if there was a little bit of evil in her already.
Deathbringer: What are you saying?
Rainkeeper: It appears Sunny has a dark side.....