Seashell: Hi guys, gals, and non-binary pals!
Rainkeeper:.......What was THAT?
Seashell: I don't know- I watched a lot of YouTube.
Joy: If anybody feels like dismembering something, I have a list....
Nightflyer: Did you actually make a list of-
Joy: Yes.
Air: Is AU Micheal on it?
Joy: Yep.
Air: good. I have a few more for you to add.
Joy:......Okaaay.
Air: Asmodeus, Raphael, Naomi, METATRON, Lucifer-
Joy: SATAN IS NOT GOING ON THE LIST!
Air: HE KILLED CAS!
Joy: CAS IS FINE!
Air: CAS IS HEARTBROKEN AND NEEDS HIS DEAN BACK!
Joy: *groans* Here we go again...
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: So this should be a funny dare.
Air: *whispers dare to Clay*
Clay: But she would never-
Joy: We know.
Nightflyer: Just do it
Seashell: DO IT. JUST DO IT.
Joy: Just lose it AAAAAAAAAA Go crazy AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rainkeeper: Joy, what did I tell you about singing Eminem?
Joy:.....Not to?
Rainkeeper: Exactly.
Joy:......IM SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!
Rainkeeper: Joy-
Clay: EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING! I HAVE MADE A GRAVE AND HEARTBREAKING DISCOVERY!!!
Tsunami: YOU did? Really?
Sunny: That doesn't sound good.
Deathbringer: Peril, what did you do this time?
Peril: NOTHING! *laughs nervously and hides Darkstalker's scroll*
Starflight: What did you find out?
Clay: *holds up banana peel*
All:......?
Clay: SEE?
Fatespeaker: Sooo you found out that you're not supposed to eat the banana peel?
Riptide: Or that the peel is really slippery and great for pranks?
Clay: NO! Isn't it obvious?!??
Peril:.....Sorry, Clay, it's not.
Clay: GLORY HAS BEEN CHEATING ON DEATHBRINGER!!!!
Deathbringer: WHAT?!
Glory: I HAVE NOT!!!!
Clay: How can you say that, WHEN THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE!!!!
Clay: *throws banana peel at Glory*
Glory: How the hell does a BANANA PEEL prove that I cheated on Deathbringer?
Cllay: *gasps* YOU ADMITTED IT!
Glory: WHAT? NO! I-
Tsunami: Oh my gosh, Glory, how could you cheat on Deathbringer?!
Deathbringer: GLORY HOW COULD YOU!?!??!!?
Glory: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Clay: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A GUILTY PERSON WOULD SAY!!
Sunny: *cries*
Sunny: MY SHIP!!! MY GLORIOUS OTP- DESTROYED!!!
Deathbringer: WHO WAS IT? YOU DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH???
Glory: NOBODY!
Peril: liar!!!!
Clay: The banana peel revealed that too!!!
Joy: THIS SHITS BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!
Nightflyer: Really?
Joy: Couldn't help it.
Starflight: who is it?!???
Clay: GLORY cheated on Deathbringer with.......
Glory: This is so ridiculous.
Clay: OCHRE!
Glory/Deathbringer: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Glory: EW!!!!!
Deathbringer: THAT BASTARD! I'LL KILL HIM! I WILL WIN BACK YOUR LOVE, GLORY, I SWEAR IT!!
Glory: You don't have to-......Oh what the heck, Sure. Go kill Ochre.
Deathbringer: *leaves to go kill Ochre*
Clay: We good now?
Air: Of course
Rainkeeper: Wonderful performance, Clay.
Tsunami: Wait AWWWW IT WAS A DARE!?!??
Deathbringer: It was?
Glory: Uh, DUH! I'd never cheat on my Deathy.
Deathbringer: Oh, well.... I may have killed Ochre anyways....
Fatespeaker: YES! GLORY, YOUR BOYFRIEND RULES!