Joy: So, Air got a turn when we did a Supernatural dare. Nightflyer got his turn when we did Harry Potter stuff, and NOW,
Rainkeeper: Take cover.
*lightning strikes*
Joy: IT'S MY TIME EVERYBODY!!!!
Joy: ACOTAR, ACOMAF, ACOWAR, BOOYA!
Joy: ME TWO FAVORITE SHIPS IN ONE DARE!
*players appear*
Joy: *fangirling like crazy*
Sunny: What's wrong with Joy?
Air: We're doing something related to her favorite fandom.
Starflight: It's like you're singling out your own individual insanity.
Seashell:....No we aren't....
Air: SUPERNATURAL!!!!
Nightflyer: HARRY POTTER!!!!
Seashell: DIVERGENT!!!!
Joy:ACOTAR, ACOMAF, AND ACOWAR!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper:.......Lorien Legacies, yay?
Joy: We really need a series name so I can stop saying acotar acomaf and acowar.
Seashell: Could you may be explain your lesser known fandom to others, please?
Joy: Its A Court Of Thorns And Roses by Sarah J. Maas, and it is AMAZING!!! I've only read up to book three, A Court Of Wings and Ruin, so please, no spoilers of the novellas or book 4.
Nightflyer: And today, Glory and Deathbringer were dared to role play as Feyre and Rhysand.
Joy: FEYSAND ME OTP THIS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.
Deathbringer: Wait wait wait. What KIND of role play?
Glory: *smacks Deathbringer*
Joy: You're already playing your parts.
Rainkeeper: Yeah, it's kinda creepy how similar Glory and Deathbringer are to Feyre and Rhys.
Joy: So for today, you will be reading some parts from book 2, AKA THE FEYSAND BOOK OF FLUFF AND LOVE, A Court Of Mist and Fury.
Joy: Well, you'll be reading the age appropriate parts. Chapter 55 gets a little.....Lemony.
Glory: What does that mean?
Hosts:.........
Seashell: don't ask.
Joy: LET'S GET STARTED, HERE'S YOUR SCRIPTS!!
Glory: *rolls eyes*
Joy: WARNING! SPOILERS!
Glory: It's been a week. Take me home.
Deathbringer: Good morning, Feyre.
Glory: Take me home.
Deathbringer: That color suits you.
Glory: Do you want me to say please? Is that it?
Deathbringer: I want you to talk to me like a person. Start with 'good morning' and let's see where it gets us.
Joy: Dozens of flirtations later....
Deathbringer: Of course I'll dance with you. All night, if you wish.
Glory: Even if I step on your toes?
Deathbringer: Even then.
Joy: This one. This one is my favorite.
Rainkeeper: Jo, calm yourself.
Deathbringer: as for this one, She's mine. And if any of you lay a hand on her, you lose that hand. And then you lose your head. And once Feyre is done killing you, then I'll grind your bones to dust.
Joy: *freaks out *
Glory: I want to paint you.
Deathbringer: Nude would be best.
Joy: *dies*
Glory: I love you... I won't let them take me from you. And I won't let them take you from me, either. You're mine.
Air: I'M DYING
Deathbringer: Feyre Cursebreaker, the Defender of the Rainbow.
Joy: *unintelligible shriek*
Glory: You were WHERE?
Deathbringer: Technically, I was flying above it, but-
Glory: You went ALONE?
Deathbringer: Despite what our mistakes in Hybern might have suggested, I AM capable of-
Glory: You went to the human world, to our enemies' compound, ALONE?
Sunny: I like this ship. Can I keep it?
Glory: Wait inside.
Deathbringer: So you won't have any witnesses when you push him over the railing?
Clay: Yep, that's Glorybringer.
Glory: Please come spare me from Cassian and Nesta's bickering.
Deathbringer:....Why do you think I was so desperate for a partner? I've had almost five centuries to deal with this alone. It's only fair that you have to endure it now.
Glory: Please?
Deathbringer: I'm in a meeting with the governors of the Palaces. They might be a little pissy if I vanish. I sent another pretty face for you to admire. Not as beautiful as mine, of course, but a close second.
Seashell: Are you content now?
Joy: ....One more.
Deathbringer: Hello Feyre darling
Glory: You're mine.
Joy: *drops* *fangirls*
Joy: okay I'm good.
Glory: Wonderful, so we can stop acting?
Tsunami: You were acting?
Deathbringer: Uh, YEAH.
Riptide: Really?
Glory: Why do you ask?
Peril: Well, constant flirting is kinda how you two ALWAYS act around each other.
Glory:......
Glory: Oh shut up.
Deathbringer: Make me.
Glory: Prick.
Joy: FEYSAND IS GLORYBRINGER!
Joy: I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THESE BOOKS. I'M GONNA GO READ THE FLUFFY PARTS. BYE!
Nightflyer: Joy your Caps lock is showing.
Joy: DON'T CARE.