Joy: IT'S ABOUT TIME WE DID THIS DARE!
Rainkeeper: Yes, FINE. Kelp gets to be a host for ONE dare.
Joy: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!
*Kelp appears*
Joy: KELP!!!! *hugs him*
Kelp: Well, you're happy today.
Joy: Well no duh. YOU'RE here!
Kelp: Awww, thanks.
Rainkeeper: This is for ONE day. Not a regular thing.
Seashell: We'll see about that.
*players appear*
Moon: OH! Hello.
Kinkajou: I REMEMBER YOU!
Kelp: Yes, hi, I'm only here for today.
Carnelian: Dammit, can't we exchange Seashell for you?
Seashell:.....So loved.
Kelp: Oh come on, Seashell. Everybody likes you deep down!
Seashell: Why?
Kelp: Cause you're a Ripnami dragonet, duh.
Joy: I like having him here.
Air: You seem a lot less murderous when he's around.
Joy: Yes, he brings out my inner sanity..... A little bit.
Nightflyer: Okay, y'all ready for this.
Air: DE NE NE DE DE DE DEDEDE DE DE DE DDDDEEE!
Rainkeeper: *does a slam dunk in a basketball hoop*
Kelp: What-
Joy: Just go with the insanity, Kelp, and you'll fit right in.
Kelp: Got it.
Seashell: DARE TIME! *snaps talons*
Winter: *turns into a scavenger*
Kinkajou: *turns into a rabbit*
Turtle: *turns into a sloth*
Umber: *turns into Amber*
Carnelian: *turns into a frog*
Qibli: *turns into butterfly*
Moon:.......Oh, was I not included?
Rainkeeper: Yeah, you weren't in this dare....
Moon: *shrugs* I'll suffer through it.
Qibli: *in high-pitched voice* BITCH!
Moon: Hey, don't be mad!
Qibli: DON'T BE MAD?!!? I'M A BLOODY BUTTERFLY!!!!
Turtle: At least you can still fly.
Kinkajou: But Turtle, you're so cute and fluffy!
Turtle: So are you. And delicious.
Winter: Oooooh, Rabbit Kinkajou.....
Kinkajou: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO EAT ME!
Winter: Awwwww.
Air: Is it just me, or does scavenger Winter kinda look like Tom Felton?
Seashell: Well I mean they both sparkle, so....
Carnelian: A FROG? REALLY? THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATI- Oh, a fly!
Rainkeeper: *facetalons*
Amber: I LOVE THIS DARE!
Amber: *prances around throwing rainbow confetti and skittles*
Qibli: OH MY MOONS.
Kelp: What?
Qibli: AMBER IS UMBER?!!?!?!?
Joy: AAAAAAAaaaaand NOW he figures it out.
All: *collective facetalon*
Qibli:..........Nice.
Turtle: I feel really sleepy... I'm gonna take a nap.
Kinkajou: Can we keep Turtle as a sloth? HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!
Amber: YES AND KEEP ME AS ME!
Seashell: Sorry, you all have to go back to normal eventually.
Kinkajou: AWWWWWW
Carnelian: WOO-HOO!
Amber: BUT THIS IS MY NORMAL!
Winter: This....This is what it feel like to be a scavenger?
Winter:.......WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!
Winter: Why is there hair on my head, but only a little bit of hair on my arms? They have no natural weapons- how am I supposed to defend myself?
Winter: I AM VERY CONFUSED.
Joy: *laughs*
Joy: That's where these things come in *holds up a gun*
Winter:........I wanna be a dragon again.
Kinkajou: NOOOOO, BE THE SPARKLY VAMPIRE SCAVENGER YOU ARE MEANT TO BE!
Winter: SHUT IT, PETER RABBIT!
Kinkajou: You shut it, Edward Cullen.
Winter: EASTER BUNNY, I WILL KILL YOU, AND TURN YOU INTO BONNIE FROM FNAF.
Kelp: This is fun.
Moon: Hey, since Kelp is a host for now, shouldn't he sing a song?
Kelp: Why should I sing?
Air: We do 80's song montages a lot.
Kelp: You guys have to listen to my sister singing?
Player: Yes.
Kelp: YOU POOR CREATURES!
Seashell: *smacks Kelp*
Joy: *smacks Seashell*
Rainkeeper: *smacks Joy*
Joy: *glares*
Rainkeeper: *shrugs*
Kelp: I don't really know any songs...
Joy: Yes you do! What about that one we were JUST listening to?
Kelp: But that was so stupid!
Joy: Doesn't matter. I'LL SING IT WITH YOU!
Kelp: Alright fine.
Joy: I PUSH AND YOU TEND TO SHOVE
Kelp: I give in and you don't give up
Joy: I'm not getting out of here this time
Kelp: I brought a lemon to a knife fight!
Kelp: I kick and you like to punch
Joy: I'm unhinged and you're undone
Kelp: I'm not getting out of here alive
Joy: I BROUGHT A LEMON TO A KNIFE FIGHT!
All:.........
Air: What is that song?
Joy: Lemon to a knife fight. Duh.
Rainkeeper: WHY WOULD SOMEONE BRING A LEMON TO A KNIFE FIGHT?
Kelp: I dunno, so you can squeeze the juice into their eyes and run away?
Joy: I like how you think.
Carnelian: Yeah, yeah, CAN WE GO BACK TO BEING DRAGONS AGAIN?
Seashell: Nah. How about we just leave them with Kelp for a few hours? Let him host.
Air: Okay!
Rainkeeper/Nightflyer/Air/Joy/Seashell: *leave*
Kelp:.........
Kelp: Well, now the REAL fun starts.
*several hours later*
Joy: Hey Kelp, how's it go-
Kelp: Hi Joy!
Turtle: *is tied to the ceiling*
Room: *is on fire*
Carnelian: *dead*
Moon: *trying to catch Qibli in a butterfly net*
Qibli: *has caught fire*
Kinkajou: *screaming and running away from Winter*
Winter: GET BACK HERE- YOU'RE MY DINNER!
Kinkajou: *screams louder*
Amber: *calmly sitting in the middle of the room, eating skittles*
Hosts:...........
Kelp: So uh, THIS is probably why I'm not a host....
Hosts:........
Joy: Yeah, that about sums it up.