Joy: I FINALLY GOT IT.
Air: Got what?
Joy: DA BOOK.
Seashell: Book 11?
Joy: What? No, I read that weeks ago.
Air: What book?
Joy: A COURT OF MIST AND FURY.
Rainkeeper: How is it?
Joy: Well, I'm only six chapters in, but IT'S AWESOME.
Joy: Can I get a pet Lucien? I want a pet Lucien.
Air: And I want Destiel to be canon, but we don't always get what we want.
*Players appear*
Moon: WHAT.
Air: Why you mad?
Moon: I'M BUSY!
Winter: Moon, please, we all have things we'd rather be doing then this game.
Qibli: I, for instance, would rather being doing Winter, but we all know that's never gonna happen.
Carnelian: This isn't THAT bad.
Starflight: Wait WHAT?
Glory: Somebody LIKES this?
Carnelian: Well, my alternative is being dead, so.....
Tsunami: Fair point. What's on today's agenda?
Joy: Well, we are putting your fate in the hands of a higher power.
Peril: Like the sky?
Glory: Or the stars?
Hosts:.......
Rainkeeper: No, like a magic eight ball.
Joy: *tosses a Magic Eight ball on a table*
Deathbringer: Ooooooh, are we hustling pool?
Carnelian: POOL? POOL CUES!?!?! JOUSTING!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: Oh no, not again.
Air: We're NOT playing pool.
Rainkeeper: Unfortunately.
Glory: Awwwwwwwww.
Joy: We're using the ball to decide your fate!
Fatespeaker:....How?
Seashell: You ask a question ad shake the ball, and a little triangle appears in the window, and it answers your question.
Rainkeeper: So, in this case, the question is "Will this dragon survive?"
Joy: And I react depending on the answer!
Peril: That sounds.....
Turtle: Terrifying.
Kinkajou: AWESOME!
Air: Let's get started!
Nightflyer: Just so you're aware, It is Certain would mean you survive, Most Likely would be an event that Joy gets to choose that would have a low chance of killing the dragon, No would mean certain death.
Air: And we'll just see what happens if you get something else.
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Clay survive?
Ball: Yes.
Clay: Yay!
Peril: Oh thank the moons,
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Peril Survive?
Ball: Unlikely.
Joy: What does that one mean?
Rainkeeper: Choose something that could potentially kill her.
Joy: Well, in THAT case.....
Joy: Let's put her on the Titanic!
Peril: What's-
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Peril: *disappears*
Clay: AH! Where'd she go???
Air: She'll be fine,
Air:...........Maybe.
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Tsunami survive?
Ball: No doubt about it.
Riptide: Phew.
Joy: BORING!
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Riptide survive?
Ball: Answer unclear- ask later.
Tsunami: What does THAT mean?
Seashell: It means we skip him and come back later.
Riptide: That's not reassuring....
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Glory survive?
Deathbringer: I'm warning you, magic ball of fate....
Ball: Positively.
Deathbringer: Well done.
Glory: *facetalons*
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Deathbringer survive?
Glory: *glares at Magic Eight Ball*
Ball: So it shall be.
Glory: I like this thing.
Joy: *groans* I WANNA KILL SOMEONE!
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Fatespeaker survive?
Ball: The stars say no.
Joy:......Ander, if you did something, THANK YOU.
Joy: *kills Fatespeaker*
Starflight: *screams*
Nightflyer: Moving on.
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Starflight survive?
Ball: Yes.
Joy: HOW?
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Sunny survive?
Joy: Well, I've shook it like seven times, but the answers the same.
Ball: The stars say no.
Air: Sorry Sunny.
Sunny: It's fine. *sighs*
Joy: I'll make it quick. *snaps Sunny's neck*
All: *horrified*
Joy: She'll be FINE.
Starflight: Well, both my love interests are dead. Did I have any other options?
Tsunami: NO.
Glory: DEFINITELY NOT.
Clay: YOU HAD NO OTHER SHIPS WHATSOEVER.
Starflight:.........?
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Winter survive? Please say no...
Ball: Unlikely.
Joy: DEATH BY UNICORN POWER!
Winter: Wait what?
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Winter: *disappears*
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Moon survive?
Ball: No doubt about it.
Qibli: Thanks.
Moon: What, you're glad about me but no comment about Winter?
Qibli:.....I KNOW he's coming back- why bothering grieving about it?
Air: That's just me with Supernatural at this point. The Winchesters will be fine...ish.
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Qibli survive?
Ball: Unlikely.
Joy: Oooooh, Qinter! Let's see....
Joy: Let's put him in a forest with a hungry and well-armed Feyre! That'll kill him for sure!
Qibli: Wha-
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Qibli: *disappears*
Moon: Well, there go both my boyfriends.
Moon: Carnelian, you still available?
Carnelian: Anytime.
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Umber survive?
Ball: So it shall be.
Umber: WOO-HOO!
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Turtle survive?
Ball: Cannot foretell now
Joy: Intriguing....We'll be back for you.
Turtle: I'm afraid.
Riptide: So am I.
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Kinkajou survive?
Ball: Very likely.
Kinkajou: Yay!
Joy: *shakes Magic Eight ball*
Joy: Will Carnelian survive?
Ball: Looks like yes.
Joy: What? She's the only one that SHOULD be dead! *shakes again*
Joy: Will Carnelian survive?
Ball: Absolutely.
Joy:......*shakes*
Ball: No doubt about it.
Joy:.........Creepy....
Rainkeeper: And now we go back to the Seawing boys.
Joy: Will Turtle survive? *shakes ball*
Ball: You can count on it.
Kinkajou: Phew.
Turtle: That thing had me worried for a moment.
Joy: Will Riptide survive? *shakes ball*
Ball: Yes.
Riptide: Oh thank goodness.
Tsunami: Now can we smash that stupid thing?
Joy: NO! MY FORTUNE TELLER!
Kinkajou: *grabs ball*
Kinkajou: *smashes with pineapple*
Joy:........Well done.
Clay: Can you bring back the others now?
Seashell: Of course. *snaps talons*
*Sunny and Fatespeaker appears*
Glory: Where's everyone else?
Hosts:........
Peril: *clinging to a door in the ocean*
Rose: I'll never let go Jack! *lets go*
Peril: Oh, you BITCH!
Peril: *flips door*
Rose: *falls in ocean*
Peril: *climbs on door and paddles away*
Qibli: *running through a forest and screaming*
Feyre: GET BACK HERE! *shooting ash arrows*
Qibli: GET AWAY FROM ME TINY SCAVENGER!
Winter: *hyperventilating*
Unicorns: *have Winter surrounded*
Winter: Please.... I'm one of you! I'm sparkly! See?!
Unicorns: *point their horns towards Winter*
Winter: No!
Winter: *is killed by rainbow unicorn magic*
Hosts:..........
Rainkeeper: I'm sure they're fine.
Players:..........
Glory: Riiiiiight.