Rainkeeper: *checks website for Favorite band*
Rainkeeper: *sees they are on tour*
Rainkeeper: *gasps* *checks locations*
Rainkeeper: *they are performing just two hours away*
Rainkeeper: *gasps louder*
Rainkeeper: *ticket prices are only $25*
Rainkeeper: *gasps so forcefully that he falls over*
Joy: *looks at website*
Joy:......Wait, who's this other band? *googles them, plays one of their songs*
Joy: You brought a lemon to a knife fight? The hell kinda moron does THAT?
Nightflyer: Not everyone brings a knife to a knife fight, Joy.
Joy: I know that. I bring a gun.
Nightflyer: Wh-
Joy: The saying is "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight" after all, not the other way around.
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
*players appear*
Moon: Is Rainkeeper okay?
Joy: Yeah, he just found out that his favorite band of all time is going to be near him in October and that the tickets are cheap.
Rainkeeper: *squeaks*
Air: He'll be fine in a little bit.
Turtle: This has happened before?
Air: Many times.
Nightflyer: You should see him freak out over Panic At The Disco.
Winter: Let me guess. He panics at a disco?
Joy: No, why would he do that? He just screams a lot.
Seashell: IT'S DARE TIME PEEPS.
Kinkajou: *gasps* ARE WE GOING PEEP JOUSTING!?!?!
Air: Unfortunately no.
Kinkajou: Peep poloing?
Nightflyer: no.
Kinkajou:.....Are there GOING TO BE PEEPS!??!
Seashell: No, they're disgusting.
Kinkajou: THAT'S THE POINT!
Rainkeeper: Nah, we have something else to do today.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Umber: *turns into Amber*
Amber: *shrieks*
Amber: I DON'T CARE WHAT TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH TODAY. I AM HAPPY.
Air: We're not torturing you! You get to do seven minutes in heaven with Qibli!
Qibli: Wait who? Amber! Good to see you!
Rainkeeper:.......Has he seriously not figured this out yet?
Joy: Nope.
Air: Let it be this way. We don't need any of the gossip like what happened in Glee.
Rainkeeper: What happened in Glee?
Air: Many things, Rainkeeper. Many things....
Nightflyer: *shoves Amber and Qibli in a closet*
Turtle: So can the rest of us pass the time with seve-
Seashell: NOPE!
Rainkeeper: You'll be listening to Joy answer her dare!
Joy: Wait I have a dare?
Nightflyer: Yep.
Seashell: You have to name everyone you have killed or been involved with death of, including hiding body, giving weapons, etc.
Joy:........ALL of them?
Seashell: Yep.
Joy: Does it still count if they've been resurrected?
Nightflyer: Sure why not.
Joy: Okay, here goes...
Joy: Macaw, Faithbringer, Moon, a couple dozen Winterwatcher and Moonbli shippers, Prickle, Pineapple, Queen Coral-
JW: WAIT WHAT?!?!
Joy: I never liked her. Some princes asked for my assistance. So what?
Turtle: *laughs nervously*
Joy: Anyways, Dave Karofsky, Jensen Ackles, George R.R. Martin-
Nightflyer: YOU WHAT.
Joy: He's fine, don't worry.
Joy: Everyone that has played Truth or Dare because I've killed you all multiple times, Eric Kripe,
Nightflyer: Wait, Air, wasn't that the scavenger I told you NOT to kill?
Air: I didn't kill him!
Air:........I just asked Joy to do it...
Nightflyer: *sighs*
Joy: Billie the Reaper, Squid, Ochre, Macaw's entire family, everyone we resurrected and killed in T or D, Darkstalker, Indigo that one time, Winter's parents, Onyx, the other Prickle, Drought senior, Chameleon, Scarlet, a bunch of Skywing guards....
*seven minutes later*
Amber/Qibli: *emerge from closet*
Joy: *still listing names*
Seashell: *snaps talons*
Amber: *turns back into Umber*
Umber: *sighs* Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Joy: Stephanie Meyer, The members of Fox that decided to cancel Lucifer, that one guy in Netflix that didn't want to pick up Lucifer.......
*several hours later*
Joy: Kristen Stewart and most of the cast of Twilight except for Robert Pattinson, um, Heath Ledger-
Nightflyer: HEATH LEDGER!?!?! HOW COULD YOU!?!?
Joy: I didn't kill him! I liked him! It's just that I was unfortunately involved in his death...
Joy: Alex from Chopped, Simon Cowell-
Air: You killed Simon Cowell?
Joy: Yes, and he went to hell, then came back, and started acting a lot nicer.
Rainkeeper: Huh. I thought he was just on happy pills.
Joy: Nope! Now, where was I- oh yeah! Dave from Hell's Kitchen, That one Nightwing that insulted my Dad that one time,
*two days later*
Joy: Several Icewings, Everyone on Star's most hated celebrities poll, and Clay's mother.
All: *shocked*
Joy:.......There's probably more, but that's all I can name off the top of my list.
Rainkeeper: Jo.....Are you a mass-murderer?
Joy: No.....I'm more like Deadpool.
Rainkeeper: Oh, okay then.
Players:...............
Carnelian: What.
Winter: The.
Kinkajou: Hell.