Air: If Moonbli's canon in this universe, does that mean there's an alternate universe where Winterwatcher is canon?
Nightflyer: Maybe.
Air: Do you ever think about what life would be like in an alternate universe?
Rainkeeper:....Well I will NOW.
Joy: Air, in an alternate universe I end up with Nightflyer, and you wind up marrying my brother.
Air:.........
Air: *shudders* I think I'll stick with this universe.
Joy: Wise choice.
*players appear*
Carnelian: IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS.
Seashell:....Dude, it's like 7:30.
Carnelian: TOO DAMN EARLY.
Sunny: ITS TOO DAMN HOT.
Peril: Ain't nobody got time for that.
Air: *shows picture of shirtless Winchesters*
Peril: I got a little time...
Air: *high fives Peril*
Turtle: So what cruel weapon of torture will you be using against us today?
Joy: Well, I have been meaning to try out my new rocket launcher.....
Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.
Joy: Joy YES.
Glory: Joy, NO.
Joy:......You guys are no fun.
Nightflyer: Today's dare is simple.
Players: *scoffs*
Fatespeaker: Yeah right.
Air: You just have to tell your significant other's family that you're dating.
Rainkeeper: So for example, Tsunami has to tell Webs and Riptide has to tell the Seawing royal family.
Riptide:..... Well if anyone needs me, I'll be digging my grave now.
Clay: I should dig one too....
Air: The only thing Dean Winchester is allowed to dig is graves.
Nightflyer: okaaay.
Winter: Who's dating Moon in this dare?
Seashell: We're gonna go with Winterwatcher and Umbli on this one.
Umber: YES. YAASSSSSS!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT Y'ALL SAY, I AM LOVING BOOK TWO!
Qibli:....Have fun telling my family.
Umber: Wait.......OH CRAP.
Clay: Join the Grave digging club.
Glory: Question?
Joy: Answer.
Glory: What if your SO doesn't have a family?
Hosts:........
Seashell: In that case, Turtle, you're telling the entire Rainwing tribe, Starflight tells no one, and Glory will be telling Deathbringer's mother.
Deathbringer: Oh. Dear. MOONS.
Glory: Oh hell I have to meet your Mother.
Glory: Shit, I'm not prepared for that.
Joy: Have fun everyone!
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everyone goes where they need to be*
Peril/Qibli: *appear in Mud Kingdom*
Reed: Oh, hello.
Pheasant: it's Peril, right?
Peril: Yep! And this is Qibli, and we have to tell you something.
Sora: We're listening....
Peril: I'm dating Clay.
All:.........
Marsh: Yeah, we knew that.
Reed: Clay never shuts up about you.
Peril: Oh. *beams with happiness*
Qibli: I'm dating Umber.
Reed/Pheasant: WHAT!?!?!?!
Sora: Oh, so he FINALLY made a move.
Marsh: About time.
Reed: you KNEW about this!??!!?
Sora: He's been pining over various guys all year long.
Marsh: Honestly, I'm a little disappointed he didn't start dating Flame.
Qibli: Hey!
Marsh: No offense.
Pheasant: Awwww little Umber is dating!
Pheasant: *grabs Qibli by the throat*
Pheasant: You hurt him and I'll tear you apart from the inside out.
Qibli: *gulps*
*Elsewhere*
Riptide/Kinkajou: *appears at Seawing palace*
Kinkajou: I like this pairing. Why have we never done anything together?
Riptide: I have no idea. Let's fix that.
Kinkajou: Yeah!
Queen Coral: WHAT IS THAT WHALE SPAWN DOING IN MY PALACE!??!!??
Riptide: I'm dating Tsunami.
Queen Coral: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
Riptide: More like MY dead body with our history.
Queen Coral: And who are you?
Kinkajou: I'm Kinkajou. I'm dating your son, Turtle.
Queen Coral: Who?
Anemone: OMM ALL MY SHIPS ARE SAILING!!!!!!!
Auklet: I like the rainbow dragon....
Kinkajou: Aww, thanks!
Auklet: Hi Tide!
Riptide: Hey Auklet.
Auklet: You gonna get chased out again?
Riptide: Yep. *starts running from Coral*
*Elsewhere*
Deathbringer/Turtle: *appear in rainforest*
Turtle: IM DATING KINKAJOU!
Tamarin: We Know!
Rainwings: WE SHIP IT!
Turtle: Okay. Dare done.
Deathbringer: I'M DATING GLORY.
Orchid: We know that too!!
Mangrove: It's so obvious!
Jambu: Sometimes it's a little disgusting!
Rainwings: NO, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
Deathbringer: BOW BEFORE YOUR FUTURE KING!!
*silence*
Deathbringer:..... Or don't. Okay, we'll work on that.
*Elsewhere*
Clay: Kestrel, I'm dating your daughter.
Kestrel:...... You little shit.
Tsunami: Webs I'm dating Riptide.
Webs: My poor son.....
Winter: I'm dating Moon.
Secretkeeper: Dang, I really wanted to freak Queen Thorn out with Moon's father....
Winter:.....Really.
Secretkeeper: Is Qinterwatcher still a thing? I'm not approving of anything, I just want to know.
Winter: *facetalons*
Glory: I'm dating Deathbringer.
Quickstrike:.....Who ARE you.
*Elsewhere*
Umber: *appears in Sand Kingdom*
Umber: I'm dating Qibli.
Cobra: Can you kill him for me?
Vulture: Where is he? I need to kill him. Oh my moons, kill just auto corrected to oil....
Sicorro: I want him dead.
Rattlesnake: Good for you. Can you stab someone for me?
Umber: uuuuhhhh...*backs away slowly*
*Elsewhere*
Moon: I'm dating Winter.
Icewings: HE'S ALIVE?!?!?!?!
Moon:....yeah.
Tundra/Narwhal: * kills Moon*
Tundra: There. Problem solved.
Hailstorm:......You've doomed us all.
Narwhal: What?
Darkstalker: *rises and starts slaughtering Icewings*
Fatespeaker: I'm dating Starflight.
Mastermind: Wonderful! Perhaps your son will be more accepting of my scientific experiments!
Fatespeaker: Ummm
Nightflyer: No, I'm not. Get back in your quicksand.
Fierceteeth: Starflight's got a girlfriend? Well, he's already accomplished more then I thought he would in life....
Seashell:.....Well that took FOREVER.
Rainkeeper: Can we go back to sleep now?
Joy: At you kidding? THE DAY JUDT GOT STARTED!!!!
Air: *shoots Joy with sleeping dart*
Joy: *passes out*
Rainkeeper: Thank you.
Air: Anytime.
Hosts: falls asleep*