Air: That moment when you're at a wedding and the bride walks down the aisle to "Can't help falling in love with you" and you can feel your very soul withering up as you die on the inside and try not to sob on the outside.
Nightflyer:.......Well that's dark.
Air: Yeah, well that's exactly what happened.
Nightflyer: Well okay then
*players appear*
Sunny: What do guys think the weirdest thing we've ever done for this game is?
All:..............
Joy: Well, shoving plastic food down Macaw's throat was pretty great.
Air: Qibli dragging in drag and kidnapping dragons while singing Taylor Swift.
Seashell: Anything we've done with Winter.
Nightflyer: Freaking you guys out with the future was pretty awesome.
Rainkeeper: Flakka brownies were weird...
Joy: We've done a LOT of weird shit.
All: *nods in agreement*
Seashell: *gives dare to Riptide*
Riptide: *sighs*
Riptide: You know, just ONCE in my life, I'd like to not have to worry about anyone trying to kill me.
Seashell: Yeah, well that's never gonna happen.
Riptide: True.
Riptide: Eh, YOLO, right?
Riptide: *kisses Glory*
All: *screams*
Tsunami: RIPTIDE WTF?!!?!?
Deathbringer: *cocks gun* YALL GONNA DIE!
Joy: *spins revolver chamber*
Joy: I guess this is the night bitches die.
Glory: EEEEEEEEEW!!!!! RIPTIDE WHAT THE HELL!?!!?!
Glory: THAT WAS SO GROSS OH MY MOONS.
Riptide: Well thanks for the self esteem boost, Glory.
Deathbringer: *grabs Riptide by the throat*
Deathbringer: First, I'm gonna peel off all your scales, one by one. Then I'm going to drop you in a vat of aftershave and let you scream for a little while.
Deathbringer: Then I'll torture you. Then you'll die.
Air: Murder. I'd murder them all. There'll be torture first, like, a lot of torture, and then there'd- it'd end with death. If I can't have her, no one can.
Riptide: Deathbringer, let's be reasonable- it was a da-
Deathbringer: *starts choking Riptide*
Deathbringer: DARE OR NOT YOU HAD NO HESITATION!
Riptide: *gags*
Deathbringer: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Nightflyer: You were my brother Anakin!
Deathbringer: YOU LIT-
Tsunami: *shoots Riptide in the head*
Deathbringer:.......
Hosts:................
Players:........
Pyrrhia and Pantala:..............
Humanity:...............
Tui Sutherland:............
Tsunami: What? It's not like you can't respawn him.
Seashell: Eh, true. *snaps talons*
*Riptide appears*
Riptide: TSUNAMI WHAT THE HELL?!!?!!?