A/N: I know you guys already know most of them but I always think of Donald when I read them!
Warnings: Language, Implied smut
When you get into a fight:
"Go to hell" "Oh honey where do you think I came from" - when he gets overprotective.
"I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell" - to you
"Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginnig of yours?" - You to him
"If you are arguing with a women and she says 'Wow' RUN!" - Mohawk to Donald
"Don't stand too close to the heater babe, plastic melts" - to him
"I don't care what people say about me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive" - to you
"Well aren't you a ray of pitch black" - to him
"I'm not bossy, I have leadership skills" - to you, when you tell him he is too harsh with Mohawk and Bone Breaker.
"I'm sorry if I looked interested, I'm not!" - to him
"If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring!" - to him
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as suprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth" - to you
"I do a thing called what I want" - to you
"The question isn't who's going to let me, it's who is going to stop me?" - either way
"If you can't handle the sass, then you can't handle this ass" - to him
"Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realise right after I say them" - Donald to Mohawk.
When he is trying to seduce you because he is horny:
"You're so hot even my pants are falling for you" - to you
"I don't have a dirty mind, it's a sexy imagination" - to you
"Patience: What I have when there are too many witnesses" - to himself
"There is always a wild side to an innocent face" - to you
"I have mixed drinks about feelings" - Him about you (not only when he is horny)
"I'm not that horny all the time, it's just that you're always fuckin' sexy" - to you
"You are my favourite dirty thought" - to you
"Good night and if you dream of me, remember I like it rough!" - to you
"Your ass is mine" - to you
"You are all I need to get my dirtiest fantasies in motion" - to you
"i know what I want and what i need. You. In my bed. Naked" - to you
"I want your body on top of mine" - to you
Logan and Laura to you about Pierce:
"I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one" - Logan to you
"Good morning world! Your little sarcastic ray of sunshine has arrived" - Logan to you, imitating Donald
"Do all things with kindness you fucker" - Logan to Donald
"No, I checked my receipt, I didn't buy any of your bullshit" - Logan to Donald