⚠️Warning: SMUT, 18+, Drug use.⚠️
"Okay hear me out, you want him, I want her. I say we make a plan."
"Go on."
"Plan A, we fake date. They will get jealous and come crawling to our feet."
"And if that fails?"
"Then there is Plan B."
"Which is?"
"You...
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"It may have taken me five years to realize, but at the end of the day your the one I want. Forever."
James and Oliver Phelps as Fred and George Weasley.
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"Fred, sometimes you make me wish that dad would have pulled out."
"Then you wouldn't be here either you bloody fool."
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
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"Wait so technically in some way you're my sister? If that's the case then I forbid you from dating."
"Harry I'm older than y-."
"FORBID!"
Emma Watson as Hermione Granger
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"Laken, you know I love you, but you should probably be studying instead of worrying about what color Diggory is gonna wear to your tutoring session."
Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley
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"Next time you want to snog my brother please do so in private and not on the kitchen table. This is the kitchen not Christian Greys room of boom."
Robert Pattinson as Cedric Diggory
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"I'm in love with you. But I don't think I'm the one you truly want am I?"
Gary Oldman as Sirius Black
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"All these lovesick kids chasing after you, even a blind man could see that you are my daughter. You also developed my good looks and amazing personality. Your welcome."
Danielle Rose Russell as Mia Evans
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"I'm as gay as they get but he is one fine piece of ass I must admit. Ha that rhymed."
Tom Holland as Cole Evans
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"Pffttt I'm not in love with her, I would just do anything to make her happy even if that means- oh my god I'm in love with her!"
