Writer's Block

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Darn, I'm having a writer's block...

Oh yeah, that's right, I'll just bang the hot guy I just met and get pregnant.

Or maybe I'll just get in a car accident and try to make you think I'm going to die, but wake up at the very last second.

Or maybe I'll just get in a big fight and break up with my boyfriend, and have him come back to me later.

Yeah, sounds good. Which to pick? Oh yeah, how about all of them.

See what I did there? I pretended I was creative.
Sorry if any of these offended you, I mean, they all CAN be part of a good story, there's no reason they can't. But let's be real. Nobody's life is THAT dramatic. And I lost my phone so I have to use my iPod and it doesn't have italics. So that sucks.

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