Maybe some day the pictures at the top will actually have something to do with what I wrote..
Yeah, here's some personal messages from me, myself, and I.
You want to skip this chapter? Go for it.
One thing I would like to let you know is, when I talk crap about fanfics, it's not like I actually KNOW how "werewolves" reproduce or what color Liam Payne's eyes are. I'm just making crap up, because keep in mind I can't really read a fanfic I hate, and I'm interested in neither Louis Tomlinson's facial hair or vampires' digestive systems, okay?
If you see a grammatical error or a spelling mistake TELL ME. I will be so grateful. And by the way, remember I come from a REALLY weird school, so if you see random crap in a chapter, it may as well be from my own life.
Here's some stuff that happened this week:
My whole school smelled like weed for some reason, I rode 20 minutes in the back of the school counselor's car, collected bacteria from the back of a kid's neck, had communism explained to me using the Smurfs as an example, had a kid get in trouble for drawing a KKK horse on my hand, and rode in the back of some kid's grandpa's car. The end. How was your week?
I hope the people that appreciate this book (probably not many but I don't blame you don't worry) and read it when I update can get to know me, maybe I'll post some contact info or whatever, not many people have read this so whatever I guess, but talk to me I'm open!
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How To Not Write Like an Idiot
RandomHave you had the problem of people falling asleep reading your story? Ever had to tie someone up and gag them to make them skim through your book? Read this.
