All this is taken out of my recent Snapchat convos and posts
@/mariedapotato
Maven: Life? This bitch has none.
Cal:I need a sugar daddy with erectile dysfunction so that I never have to sleep with him and he'd still buy me stuff
Shade: I only look good with a filter. Without one I look like this
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Kilorn: I once had gay sex with a traffic light
Mare: I'm the president of the "Too Young to be Bitter" club
Farley: David Leviathan once said in a book "I am constantly torn between killing myself and everyone around me." I felt that.
Evangeline: fuck off you hoe ass bitch
Cameron: how dare you divorce and leave someone who cut their dick off for you
