Maven: I'm literally dying inside and no one has any idea
Evangeline: I'm gAy as FUCK BRO
Cal: that stings. Why would you say I'm not perfect?
Mare: oh go fuck thyself
Farley: I'm a rebel. I'm a war hero. Most importantly, I'm that person who sits in a corner yet always ends up involved
Shade: bootyhole
Kilorn: my eyes are green. Right?
