Mare: i apologize with the deepest sincerity of my heart.
Maven: i feel like the woman in the life alert commercial, except there's no button or man on the other line, i just keep falling down the stairs of emotion over and over again.
Shade: i was so confident about that quiz. i made a 40.
Cal: i hate my life
Cameron: why?
Farley: i know you said one page but i wrote 8
Kilorn: i don't know how to read
Evangeline: i'd rather not.
