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Maven: I won't forget this insolence.
Mare: I probably will. It's nothing special

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Red queen characters as the type of people on the last day of school

Maven: Yay? Pretends to care
Cal: throws papers down the stairwell and screams
Mare: oh? It's the last day, she didn't even know it was
Kilorn: sobbing his eyes out
Shade: walks out like a boss
Farley: BYE BITCHES
Evangeline: tells everyone to not forget about her and to stay in touch, runs out the door first
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Shade: have you seen diana
Mare: nope, why
Shade: i want to-
Kilorn: shh, I got this
Kilorn: *ahem* RISE-
Farley, crashing through the walls: rEd aS tHe dAwN, mOthErfUcKer
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Mare: Maven! How could you?
Maven: how could you kiss my brother and not expect me to know?
Mare: but-
Maven: ah ah ah
Mare: we were friends!
Maven: You. Kissed. My. Brother.
Mare: but-
Maven: *facepalm* I'm not saying it again.
Mare: ...
Maven: Dont Just stand there
Mare: you betrayed me
Maven: this all started when you joined the scarlet guard. Then YOU KISSED MY BROTHER
Mare: but-
Maven: Dont act like you didn't fuck him either
Mare: well...
Maven: ...
Mare: YOU BROUGHT IT UP

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I'm being lazy. Don't mind me

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