~The Thirty-Seventh Book of Randomness~

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  • Dedicated to Mackoos
                                    

When one just so happens to eat a camera, they shall take pictures every six billion seconds for the rest of their lives. Speaking of six billion, can we all fly to the moon using balloons? I know, I know... The pasta will become birds and fly everywhere. Say, do you think I'll ever run out of ideas for the Book of Randomness? I pray not, because if I do I'd have to start taking suggestions... And what a shame that would be! If I took suggestions, then this would be the Book of ASDF. Hurry, to the closet!

Okay, now that we're in the closet, we should have a little discussion... There's a green bean on your head, and I don't know what to do about it. So... Uhh... Maybe you should go ask Japan Cat about it - I don't know what to do.

I'm scared. HetaOni is scaring the sugar peas out of me. And I'm not even the one playing. I'm a stupid, stupid potatosauceinatree. Or, as Andrea of greenbeans_hood says, potatosauceintaree. And now, as potatosauceintaree would phrase it, swegway. Awesome, right? I'm making no sense at all right now, so, comma, colon, TEA LEAVES!

Is anyone here Hungary for some Turkey? I know I am! *Turkey appears magically* There's too much Greece on this Turkey! Norway I'm going to eat this! SUGAR PEAS, ATTACK! HELP, IT'S TONY!

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