~The Book of Randomness~

~The Nine Thousandth Book of Randomness~

I'm back from the dead. I was literally dead. I think Russia choked me or something. What the heck happened while I was gone? OH MAH GAWD DIS IS DA FIRST CHAPTER IN THREE MONTHS. I'm so proud of myself. ;-;

I'm secretly a fountain that lives on a pirate ship. When I first found out that I was a fountain, I was very confused. I'm still not convinced that I'm a fountain. Part of me still believes that I'm a penguin that belongs to Puke Lemons.

This paragraph is a tribute to Monty Oum.

Okay, we're done with that. I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO HERE! GO AWAY, YOU STUPID AD! CHINA, I CHOOSE YOU! Okay, it's done. Back to watching the video...

Wait... Is it normal for two girls to call each other 'beb'? HECK YEAH IT IS! I DON'T NEED YOUR OPINIONS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. Uh oh. I forgot where I put my hand buzzer. Toilet, what is this?!

I'm too lazy to continue. MAYBE A GREEN BEAN WILL FLY TO THE FRIDGE, GIVE ME A POTATO AND MAKE A NEW CHAPTER AFTER YELLING FOR TWENTY HOURS! I forgot what I was going to say here...

I'm done here.