~The Book of Randomness~

~The Mermaid's Book of Randomness~

There was once a tiny purple bean by the name of Ariel. Ariel? Aerial? EH???? BASICALLY, ARIAL THE MERMAID. Gosh, spelling is getting more and more difficult. Do you think spelling was easier a decade or two ago? Did Sebastian Michaelis have fun teaching Ciel? Wait. Stop. THE TURTLEQUOISES ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSSSSS!!!! SSSS. SSSS. SLYTHERIN!

Last night I received a letter in the mail. Wanna guess what it said? No? WELL, TOO BAD. YOU'RE NOT MY MOM. Or are you? I'm questioning myself. And you. And that sheet of paper over there. What's on it? What will be on it? What did it go through before coming to me? Anyways, here's the letter. Wait, did I just write a whole chapter about nothing?

Dear CHAIR,

I received your invitation to join the Yellow Turtles. No. No. And, finally, NO.

With hate,

Spaghettiman321

How rude. I only invited him to a cheese party with the Yellow Turtles... Okay, maybe I DID ask him to join us for the eighteenth time... Not that that bit of information is of any significance, of course.

"You're a loyal dog."

"No, I'm a cat."

"You're a loyal cat."

"I'm a dog."

"GOSH DARN IT."