~The Book of Randomness~

~The Third Book of Randomness~

~I have a bean!~

I have a hat on a cat on a mat inside a bat. We all love the hat-cat-mat-bat. That's why I have decided to do something revolutionary - I have made the hat-cat-mat-bat-I-have-no-idea-what-to-add. It is a wonderful creation with a mind of its own. It ate a chimpanzee. Beware of the hat-cat-mat-bat-I-have-no-idea-what-to-add.

When I finally become a potatosauce I will live in a tree. I promise you this will happen in *insert number larger than thirty-five billion* years. I am positive that you will one day see a potatosauce in a tree, and that potatosauce will be me. I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. If you don't see me, please contact potatosauceinatree@potatosauceinatree.potatosauceinatree.

I AM CATBUG.

~What is a Catbug? I am Gubtac.~