~The Book of Randomness~

~The Fourteenth Book of Randomness~

~I Got A Boo Boo From Swimming~

One toilet, two kittens, three chimpanzees, four shoes and twenty million doors. I'm wearing earphones and it feels like there are two green beans stuffed into each ear. Well, I should technically be used to wearing them, but... Smack smack smack smack. 

When life gives you absolutely nothing, you complain and then you'll be able to make lemonade with non-existant lemons. Squeeze the lemons, do whatever you need to do and TADAAAAA! Nothing happens. I really like changing humanity into something so strange that nobody understands.

This paragraph are in unacceptable condition. People want fix it badly. Make people sad. Don't like paragraph. Stereotypical bad english insult people. Apologize from me. 

~I Am Greece~