~The Book of Randomness~

~The Forty-Ninth Book of Randomness~

What's this DAMN DANIEL thing that's going around lately??? I mean I have an uncle named Daniel??? He has a nice dog? Damn dog? Like what? And there's a kid in my year by the name of Daniel, too, so maybe..???? Or maybe Daniel is just people trying to spell Danielle, albeit failing miserably... What???? I'm confused.

Or, then again, maybe it's the soul of Barney coming back to haunt us all. I mean, you never know; Barney has his ways of getting back at people. Yes, he is a despicable figure, and one would be a fool to mess with his purple face. His abnormally large mouth. His ugly face... Pretend I said nothing, 'cuz he'd probably slap me for giving away all of his secrets. If anyone asks you about Damn Daniel, please, for the sake of the poor dino, do not mention Barney. Wait a few days before you do, lest you cause suspicion to rise.

But, anyways, what is it?

I don't know anymore..