~Twilight Sparkle The Pony~
Okay, hands up if you like corn. Hands up if you like walnuts. Hands up if you want me to stop. Nobody raised their hands...
Cabbage : Hey, can I tell my story now?
Cranberry Juice : Please, everyone knows my story is WAY more interesting than your story.
Penguin : Be quiet, Cranberry Juice! Now, Cabbage, what were you saying?
Cabbage : Thank you, Penguin. Now, as I was saying...
Doorknob : I'M BACK! I'LL BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE!
Cranberry Juice : Oh, great, he's back. And people say I'M annoying.
Doorknob : That's because you are! Don't try to deny it!
Me : Shhh. You're all interrupting my story!
Cabbage : I don't care!
Penguin : Neither do I! We're real people too, we deserve to speak! Well, I think we're real people...
Apple : That's right! You're all real, and I'm an angel! Note the sarcasm.
Ostrich : Dang right we're all real! The only one who ISN'T real is the one who labeled themself as 'me'.
Me : How did you know?!
Ostrich : I'm a psychic.
Apple : Sure you are. And I'm a green bean.
Doorknob : What???
Me : Jeez, stop it! It's my book, not your book! I have the right to delete everything you just said - but I won't do that, since I'm so forgiving.
Cranberry Juice : I'm not quite sure what to say.. These recent chapters/books have been pretty boring lately, so I'm just gonna make something up for your entertainment while everyone over there quarrels about nothing at all.
BIG BANANA PEELS ARE BEING SLIPPED ON EVERYDAY!!! HOORAY!
Do you hate homework? I do too. We can be friends! Nah, just joking.
~I mean, of course we can be friends. Right?~
YOU ARE READING
~The Book of Randomness~
RandomI enjoy randomness. You enjoy randomness. So read this. Because The Book of Randomness is CATBUG.
