~The Book of Randomness~

~The Twenty-Ninth Book of Randomness~

ATTENTION! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

Italy : Doitsu!!!

Me : No. Go away. *throws pickle*

Italy : *Waves white flag and runs off*

As I was saying, I have an announcement. Dragons are invading Batterytown and the mouse needs your help to eat these dragons because their scales are nutritious. Here's what you need to do. Firstly you need to pour a bucket of milk on top of your keyboard. All settled? Keyboard disfunctioning? Good! Now all you need to do is EAT A JAR OF KETCHUP. You heard me correctly. Why aren't you doing it now? Perhaps you are disobeying the Potato's orders? Run along now, go eat that jar of ketchup. 

Question : Which came first, the chicken or the llama? I asked for some advice. One person said the llama. I have no other resources. I say the chicken. 

I know how to make you laugh.

I actually don't. 

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