~The Book of Randomness~

~The Ninth Book of Randomness~

~1-UP mushroom to you, 1-UP mushroom to you, and 1-UP mushroom - not for you, haha~

Paper. Street. Kit-Kats. Whee! Have a folder. I will now throw this invisible folder onto your head. I'll give you a couple million years to prepare. Good luck, people - make sure you don't forget to be prepared by the year whatever it is. 

Have a gummy bear. I like gummy bears. Want to eat a gummy bear? Too bad - it's mine. Want a gummy bear? I already told you - it is mine. So go buy your own gummy bear, because (once more) it is mine. 

Beanbags! Everyone jump on a beanbag! Beanbags! Nobody likes beanbags... Overwhelming sadness floods my mind or whatever. 

~Gummy worms? NO.~