~The Twentieth Book of Randomness~

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~Everybody Eat A Hat Because Hats Are Nutritious~

New Yolk City! New Yolk City! Sorry people from New York City. I just really wanted to write that. I got a shield! Haha, you won't ever get me! On a side note, did you know that chocolate milk comes from Mars? It's true! Brown cows from Mars are milked to make chocolate milk. That's why we love chocolate milk - udders.

Bold font. Bold font. Yay! That part of the paragraph was special because I ate Playdoh as a kid! Didn't everyone eat at LEAST one tiny piece of Playdoh? No? Aww, I'm abnormal.

A long, long time ago... In a galaxy far, far away.... Lots of sheep are playing with car keys. They feel abnormal, because they feel like they aren't like other sheep who are ultimately boring and do absolutely nothing. 

1 + 1 = Hello

2 + 2 = Fin

~Blankz~

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