~The Twenty-Seventh Book of Randomness~

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~Growl~

Rumble rumble I am a piece of different potato. I am a printer and obviously I am better than you because I am made of marshmallows. I saw an alien and its motto was I am a green pepper and when life gives you potato you have to eat hats.

So anyways my new chapter is going to be spectacular because I ran out of things to talk about and therefore this chapter will be dedicated to logic being non-existant and yes. I do not know what that random 'yes' was for, but deal with it for just a couple hundred years longer.

I had a potato but it ran off into the distance with my unicorn and a kite and the kite was my best friend named Walrus and she flew away into the land of Moss. Moss is a real place and it deserves to be capitalized. Because Margo Roth SMEAGLEman said so. Gollum!

~That's the thing about pain - weee~

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