~I feel like talking about honeybees~
We all love honeybees. But people obviously like sentences better. Honeybees or sentences? The answer is simple - HARRY POTTY. Yeah, Harry Potty and stuff. Yeah. Hooray.
I don't really want to talk about honeybees anymore. Let's talk about paperclips. Didn't see that one coming, did you? I totally blew your mind. Yeah!!! I just won a Blew-Your-Mind Award! Thank you, thank you. Now, onto paperclips.
They're absolutely spectacular. They keep help you keep your stuff together. A baby potato not enough to keep your papers together? Too bad. Baby potatoes. Do I get another award for blowing your mind again? Never mind... I don't think I blew your mind. Potatoes are too mainstream, let's start talking about cats.
Miaw. Miaw. Is there a specific way to spell 'miaw'? You tell me. Miaw. Miaw. I'm speaking 'Cat'. Miaw. Miaw. Miaw. Tacos. Soft tacos. Catbug! Yeah! Your mom said that I could have just one peanut butter square but not until they cool down. I am Catbug!
I'm bored of this. Peace.
~I power down and fall on the floor~
YOU ARE READING
~The Book of Randomness~
RandomI enjoy randomness. You enjoy randomness. So read this. Because The Book of Randomness is CATBUG.
