~The Book of Randomness~

~The Forty-Seventh Book of Randomness~

when the yam eats all of the green pickles i'm quite certain i will no longer use proper punctuation but wait if i'm not using it now does that mean that it's already happened oh dear lord i really want to play pokemon but i'm kinda restraining myself and honestly there's so much i need to do but i think kirby has taught me the meaning of procrastination and i believe that anime has taught me the joys of being lazy like thanks fandoms i'm really glad i know you :)

you know sometimes i kinda with i had a bell pepper that could speak because i really do like bell peppers but the fact that they aren't shaped like bells is disappointing or maybe they are i don't really know i kinda don't like plants but some of them are nice and my eyes are watery and purple wait are they actually purple sadly i can't confirm this

done.