~Weedle~
Hey! It's been a while... Where've you been? What's that? Where have I been? I've been here the whole time... Hiding inside a peanut. Yeah, you scared me and so I hid. I was just too afraid to face the bean curd.
Wattpad reminds me of Pad Thai... I'm hungry now. Pad Thai. Pad Thai. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. And your challenge for the day is to read that 'nom nom' part twenty times really quickly. If you were able to do it, please eat a kiwi. The fruit, not the bird!
And now, for the most amazing thing in the world... Have a pickle. A really yummy pickle. Most people don't like pickles, but I'm an exception. Pickles taste bad? Nope! Pickles are amazing.
Let's all be cats. *throws catnip everywhere*
MINEEEE
~I am leaving you here, young padawan~
YOU ARE READING
~The Book of Randomness~
RandomI enjoy randomness. You enjoy randomness. So read this. Because The Book of Randomness is CATBUG.
