~The Book of Randomness~

~The Fourth Book of Randomness~

~Cover.... Thanks ______. I have no idea what your username is. :D~

Someone just told me that burning water is a legit thing. My life is a lie. Got any grapes? People need them. I can't believe burning water is real... My life... I need help. I need medical attention. I WANT RANDOMNESS. I don't quite need it. YET.

Grass feels nice when there's no potatoes in the tree. I'm so sorry... I ruined the grass for you wonderful people... Have a chimpanzee smile from this potato who basically ruined your life. :)

We all love horses. Admit it - you loved Epona more than you loved Link whenever you played Ocarina of Time or whatever. DON'T HURT ME LoZ FANS :(

I want to make this extra long because YOLO, right? Please don't brutally murder me with pumpkins... Or anything, for that matter.

I am a kawaii pickle. Your argument is invalid for about seven billion other reasons. Let me name them. Flying hats. Open jars. Percy Jackson. Ham. Dragons. Norbert the Dragon, specifically. And last but not least, LOOT.

~Swirls~