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Jin: why are Jisoo and Taehyung sitting back to back?

Jimin: they had a fight

Jin: okay but why are they holding hands?

Jimin: Jisoo gets sad when they fight

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Namjoon: jisoo, did you send out a mass email to everyone in bighit?

Jisoo: yeah I did

Namjoon: all it says is I'm back on my bad bitch energy

Jisoo: I felt like everyone needed to know

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Taeyong: [ stares at Jisoo seductively ] why don't you join me in bed, baby girl?

Jisoo: babe, please put your shirt back on, we are in an IKEA, shopping for house paint. People are staring.

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Jaehyun: so what's it like dating Jisoo?

Taeyong: once, I asked Jisoo for a glass of water while she was mad at me, and she brought me a cup of ice and said wait

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Jisoo: sometimes, I talk to myself for no reason

Jessica Park: same

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Jisoo: so how tall are you again?

Taeyong: about 5'10 and- what are you doing?

Jisoo: [ puts hair in a ponytail ]

Jisoo: oh don't mind me, continue on.

* If you get it, you get it *

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Jisoo: yeah, we're best friends but I'd fuck the both of you if you asked

Jungkook: what?

Jimin: what?

Jisoo: what?

Yoongi: [ reading a book ] she said she'd fuck the both of you if you asked!

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Jisoo: hey, can I ask a favor of you