𝙎𝙀𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙒 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘪𝘪

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happy birthday to Yoongi, Somi and Taeyeon!

Tell me if you think these are funny. Can you see these situations happening?

Jisoo: I saw you hanging out with Taemin yesterday!

Jimin: Ji-Jisoo, it's not what you think!

Jisoo, holding a gun: I won't hesitate, bitch!

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Jisoo, doing the laundry: honey, I don't want you hanging out with Taehyung anymore

Yeonjun: well, why not?

Jisoo: because he just give me a weird vibe-

Taehyung, inside the washer: yeah, why not?

Jisoo, slams it shut: AaH gOd NoOo!

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Jisoo: Bro, I had a dream we fucked

Joy: bro, it's just a dream

Jisoo: ha, gay I wouldn't fuck you

Joy:....you wouldn't?

Jisoo, shy: I mean unless you want to...

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Jungkook: you know what I really like in a girl?

Jisoo: no, what?

Jungkook: my tongue

Jisoo: [chokes]

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Jisoo: summer will be over in a blink of an eye

Taehyung: *keeps his eyes open*

Jisoo: what are you doing?

Taehyung: I don't wan summer to be over, the fuck?!

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Jungkook: you know, I've been reading some fanfic and they all think we're dating

Jisoo: *in his lap, nuzzling his neck* huh that's weird, I wonder where they get that idea

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Soobin: I love you

Jisoo: whoa I think were going a little fast here

Soobin:....w-what are you talking about, mom?

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Yoongi: hey, have you seen my jacket? I have a date with Jisoo tonight

Jungkook: wait, Jisoo? As in MY girlfriend, Jisoo?

Yoongi: aww....she's mine, now

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Jisoo: where are you?!

Jungkook, over the phone: here's a clue: Japan!

Jisoo: okay, you are taking this game of hide-and-seek way too seriously!

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Jin, taking a selfie: is this an ugly photo of me?

Jimin: you could use a better lighting

Taehyung: maybe it's the angle

Jungkook: oh yeah, you're that ugly

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Jin: I don't care what anyone says, the middle is the best part about oreos

Namjoon: light without dark, darkness and no light. One cannot exist without the other.

Jisoo, from a distance: yo, Socrates! It's a fucking cookie!

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Namjoon: ITS OVER! IM TAKING JISOO WITH ME!

Jin: NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT!

Jisoo: I-I think we should stop playing uno now....

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Jimin: yoongi can you-

Yoongi: no

Namjoon: hyung, can you help-

Yoongi: no

Jin: Yoongi, I need your help-

Yoongi: no

Jungkook: hyung-

Yoongi: no

Taehyung: hey-

Yoongi: no

Hoseok: yoongi, can-

Yoongi: no

Jisoo: oppa, I need your help

Yoongi: yes, Jisoo! Anything for you! Whatever you want, I'll make it happen

BTS:......

Yoongi: well, what the fuck was I supposed to do? Say no?