STRAIGHT | hyunin

sixtyfive

"i can't believe jeongin is making me handle this handful of bullshit."

hyUniN zAdDiEs' bAbiEs 💗👅
[jeongin, seungmin, felix, jisung, changbin, minho, chan, leo]

seungmin
this

this stinky piece of shit

he's

oh my fucking god

he'S ALLERGIC TO DANDELIONS

whatever

bitch is gonna go and itch till he says yes and i'm ordering that

idgaf let him inflate we don't got plan b 🤷🏻‍♂️

felix
but

but he said he likes dandelions 👀

he told me

wait no

jeongin once told me but when he forgot i told him that dandelions are hyunjin's favorites since that's what he told me or smth idk

seungmin
well guess what

he's a fucking hypocrite omfg

i don't want to deal with him anymore

changbin
but aren't u on your way ?

you're texting while driving

fucking zoomers these days 🥴

seungmin
no this bitch is craving for tacos dipped in americano 🤢

honestly what the fuck 🤮

i'm so close to just leaving his ass standing in that counter

he can go suck the living shit out of the americano on his tacos all he wants i'm done with jeongin's taste in men it's so ew

jeongin
but

but he

we played

we played twenty questions before and he told me that he liked dandelions

like

tHE EXACT FUCKING DAY HE RAN AWAY FROM MY CONFESSION
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jisung
this is the new generation bitch u think i'm not fast 😴

and excuse u

"ran aWay frOm my ConFesSiOn"

leo
he what now

seungmin
that

that biT Ch DID WHAT 🤡

and ur still asking him out 🤧

ur taste in men sucks sister 🤕