a short story by my eleven year old brother
so mac And Selena are walking on the sandy evil planet and next thing you know Dr. evil shoots out one of his new minions Alejandro and he's all like hey I'm Alejandro I'm a kill you so watch out I'm awesome and then Mac pulls out a sword from his necklace and he's like oh no you're not and then selena turns into a fairy and she's like yeah what he said and we cut to Dr. evil in is awesome secret lair it's not even a secret it's a giant castle you can see it from a million miles away and he's on like this 50 foot ladder looking out of his telescope out of the window and he um he um he um he um Laughs maniacally in the fog of his awesome castle next thing you know his fat cat Pierre comes along like meow meow and purposely knocks down the ladder so Dr. evil can fall and die but he didn't die and pierre was sad next thing you know they're fighting only that awesome dude alejandro is like you'll never defeat me ha ha and then Mac is like yes we can and alejandro cuts him up with his sharp finger and macs like alright alright alright i see how it is and then mac stands up all serious and he's all like imma kill you and you see his um purple eye that he covers with his emo hairstyle but his emo hair isn't working right now because he forgot to straighten his hair and he bolts to alejandro with his black katana and slashes his face but it doesn't do anything because he's invincible and then alejandro spits fire at mac but he blocks it with his black katana and then we cut to dr evil yelling at pierre because he knocked him off his ladder and then selena shows up and she's all like oh yeah youre gonna pay for what you did okay bro and now im gonna beat you up and then he um he um and dr evil pulls out a giant gun from his tiny butt pocket and he's all like nyehehehehehehe and um and um uh dr evil is um like loading the gun because hes dumb because he forgot to load it and it's really complicated and so selena doesn't even has to turn into a fairy and blast him while he's loading she just knocks him out in the face like pchow and she goes to try to pet pierre and he's like dont pet me and he bites her and shes like okay fine and she turns into a fairy and flies away and dr evil is down for the count
is that it are we done?
wait
wait
and then BOOM dr evil wakes up and he orders alejandro to come back and then okay so like wait are you putting that and then and then alejandro just has like his awesome onesie turtleneck ripped and he's like omigosh my self esteem and mac is like that's not the only thatll be steamin and alejandro is like wait what and mac is like well your face is an engine and so i was gonna cut it so it's gonna be steamin? im not really good with these things so yeah and alejandro turns into a rocket and he's like well im gonna be back for more see you later alligator
is that it?
no we're almost done.
and the selena pops up and is like after a while crocodile and macs like yknow what i hate that guy and she's like yknow what i really like that guy and then a big sign pops up and it's like the end yknow
are you gonna put yknow?
