Marrying the Guy I Hate

MGIH C-22: Insulting Each Other

I'll hang from your lips,

Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above♪"

Hinalikan ko muna yung kamay niya bago kantahin yung chorus.

"♪I'll be your crying shoulder,

I'll be love's suicide

I'll be better when I'm older,

I'll be the greatest fan of your life.

And I've dropped out, I've burned up, I've fought my way back from the dead.

I've tuned in, turned on, remembered the things that you said

I'll be your crying shoulder,

I'll be love's suicide

I'll be better when I'm older,

I'll be the greatest fan of your...

I'll be your crying shoulder,

I'll be love's suicide

I'll be better when I'm older,

I'll be the greatest fan of your life.

The greatest fan of your life.

...greatest fan of your life♪"

Pagkatapos kong kumanta, ngumiti ako sa kanya. Nagulat na lang ako sa sumunod niyang ginawa.

She kissed me on my lips. I closed my eyes to feel it much better. It took seconds before our lips parted and we're both gasping for air.

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Kath's POV

Kinantahan ako ni Tyler ng I'll be. In fairness, maganda pala ang boses ng retarded na monster na 'to. Gusto ko na sanang kiligin eh! Kaso tinulugan ba naman ako. Hanggang second chorus lang yung tinapos niya, nakatulog na agad. Ganun ba siya kapagod sa school para makatulog ng ganyan? Eh parang wala naman siyang ginagawa eh! Papaturo pa naman sana ako sa kanya sa Geometry. Later na nga lang, pag gising na siya.

After an hour, binalikan ko siya sa room ko. Tulog pa rin? Geez, sarap ng tulog ah? Nananaginip pa siguro 'to.

"Hey sleepy head! Wake up!" hinampas-hampas ko siya ng pillow.

"Mmm?" bumangon siya na humihikab-hikab pa.

"Hey! Slave, patulong naman sa Math. May homework kasi ako. I need to finish it!" fourth year na kasi siya. Syempre, napag-aralan na nila 'to kaya nagbabakasakali akong alam niya 'to. Para naman kahit sa academics lang may maitulong naman siya sakin.

"Maka-slave ka naman. Parang kanina lang HINALIKAN MO 'KO!" he said while stretching.

"WHAT?! What the hell are you talking about? Hey! I said wake up! Why are you still dreaming, you dumbass!" sigaw ko sabay tadyak sa kanya.

"Do you have amnesia? Don't pretend that you didn't do something! YOU.KISSED.ME!" parang adik niyang sabi.

Did he just say that I KISSED HIM? Yuck! That's gross! That's not going to happen over my sexy gorgeous dead body!

"You're dreaming! Just go back to sleep. Mukhang may continuation pa yang panaginip mo!"

"But I'm telling the truth," di ko na siya pinansin. Tinalukuran ko siya at pumunta sa banyo.

Kumuha ako ng tabo at nilagyan tubig at ibinuhos sa kanya.

"Now what? Are you wide awake now? You know the difference between reality and your fantasy now?" tanong ko.