ESTP: *opens trunk of car* Yeah, I’ve just got some of my extra fireworks back here.
ISTP: Did you want to see how this works? It’s actually pretty cool.
ESFP: I’m going there to party. They said there would be a party. Even if they cancel the party, I will show up on their porch and party.
ISFP: Yeah I think I’d really like to be a park ranger.
ESTJ: With the right amount of preparation, I can be quite spontaneous.
ISTJ: Let me just tell you, I’ve got so much homework, you wouldn’t believe. I just can’t wait to finish college. But yeah, until then I can’t make it to your event, sorry.
ESFJ: They were just jealous because I made the best macaroni salad. It was all anyone ate.
ISFJ: I don’t like Disney movies, there’s too much fantasy involved.
ENTP: *mercilessly trolls*
INTP: Do you want to hear this joke I found online? It’s about quantum physics.
ENFP: I just can’t decide. I’m so indecisive. I think. Well, maybe not that much. I can sometimes decide. Usually not though.
INFP: I just finished writing this song. It’s about the woods and stuff. I’ll play it for you.
ENTJ: If you’d just sit down with me, I could help you get up a budget. We’d fix all your financial issues.
INTJ: I’m just trying to help, but they always see it as criticism. If they’d just listen, the problem would be fixed. I just want to fix the problem.
ENFJ: What’s the ethical solution? Well, that’s very simple, you see. *explains in endless detail*
INFJ: I don’t want to go, but I don’t want them to think I don’t like them. I mean, I don’t. I don’t want them to know that, though. Ugh, I wish I could just cancel. But, I shouldn’t.
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