Types' stuck in Elevators

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INTJ: *planning angrily* "UGH,I WILL MURDER THE PERSON WHO DID THIS!"

ESFP: *banging on doors frantically* HHHHHHHHHHEEEeEEEeeEeee EEEeeeellllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!

INTJ: shut up

ESFP: *continues banging on doors* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

INTJ: shut up. I'm trying to think of a plan.

ESFP: .......

ESFP: aAaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaA

INTJ: *lunges at ESFP*

ESTP: *breaks them up* Whoa....whoa. Both of you need to calm down....there's gotta be an easier way....

INTJ: *fighting ESTPs grip* ENTP HELP ME.

ENTP: *also trying to come up with a plan, just less noticeably* aLL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT UP. I HAVE AN IDEA.

ISFJ: *begins short circuiting* FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIEND FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ESFJ: *picks up ISFJ and begins squeezing the life out of them in a terrifying, yet comforting bear hug* we'LL GET THROUGH THIS. Right ENFJ?

ENFJ: *nods solemnly* Some of us may not make it out.....but we will be triumphant in our efforts....

ENTP: I SAID I HAVE AN IDEA.

ESTJ: And, statistically speaking, I have a better idea...so why don't you all just listen to me....

ENTJ: Or...me......cuz ya know....since when did ENTP ever lead us to victory *coughs* never

ESTP: Whoa you really went there...but why don't we just.....

INFP: Guys can we just shut up?
*no one hears*

INFP: Never mind. Ugh

ISFP: I feel you, man. I feel y-

ISTJ: IS ANYONE GOING TO POINT OUT THE FACT THAT NONE OF US HAVE ACTUALLY OFFERED ANY OF THEIR IDEAS.

Everyone: *shocked by ISTJ's outburst*

ESTP: You're right....

ISTJ: Yes. Yes I am.....I guess...

ENFP: HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A GAME TO PASS THE TIME.

*this starts another round of arguing*

INFJ: ....uhhh....I have an idea....

ENTP: SO DO I. .......But....you can go first....*reluctantly*

INFJ: *begins describing elaborate plan that makes perfect sense and will definitely work, to the surprise of no one*

ISTP: *pries open door with crow bar* I hate you all. I'm done with this. God, you're all the worst. I hate this *leaves*

INTP: *points to open door* Uhhh
*another round of arguing breaks out, trying to decide who will carry through INFJ's plan*

INTP: Guys.....

INTP:.....

INTP: Nevermind.

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