Book of BTS [2]

*BTS As Babysitters*

Suga: Nap time, little runt
Child: *goes to sleep*
Suga: *goes to sleep*
Parent: *walks through door* not again!

V: *gives child a play microphone* repeat after me. Jiminie pabo
Child: Jiminie pabo *drools*
V: *calls Jimin* tell him what you learned C/N
Child: Jiminie pabo *laughs*

RapMon: *turns on TV*
Child: *changes to cartoons*
RapMon: No! *goes to documentary about philosophy* you need to watch something educational
Child: *pouts and sits next to Uncle RapMon*

Jimin: *watches baby draw* what you drawing little guy
Child: *finishes drawing and hands paper to Jimin*
Jimin: what's this *looks at paper*
Child: a picture of an empty jar
Jimin: why'd you give it to me
Child: because you got no jams *laughs*

Jhope: *sees child playing with puppy* ooooohhh cuteu cuteu dog
Puppy: *stares*
Child: *pulls puppy away from jhope*
Jhope: so cuteu though *reaches for puppy*
Child: No! *takes puppy away*
Jhope: *pouts* I have my own animal *cuddles stuffed horse*

Jin: you need to learn to cook and look good *shows child how to cook*
Child: *burns stove down*
Jin: okay, on to cosmetics. *gives tutorial on proper face mask*
Child: *destroys face mask*
Jin: god, you're like a mini NamJoon. Nap time!! *puts child to sleep*

Jungkook: *to young to babysit*