Edit from me, years after: Sometimes I go back to this book and see just how wack my writing was years younger. I would delete this right away, but coming back to laugh at how I sucked at writing in general is kinda fun. If anyone stumbles upon this...
Mikami: NO! YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY GOD! *stabs himself with a pen as a distraction*
Misa: *tackles L* I will not let you have my Light even if it takes my life!
L fangirl: MISA YOU IDIOT! GET OFF OF MY L, B**TCH!
Takada: *escapes with Light*
L: -.-
L fangirl: YOU ANNOYED HIM! *gets Misa off of L*
Misa: LIIIIGGHTT!! *tackles Light along with Takada unknowingly*
L fangirl: *tackles Misa to pull her hair*
Author: *pushes L, Matt and Mello to the commotion*
*Near and Reader-chan appears*
Reader: DOG PILE! *tackles everyone*
Near: *adorably follows Reader-chan*
Author: *makes Titan appear*
Titan: *makes the titan sound* *sees the L, Near, Mello and the other on a dog pile* *runs to them*
L fangirl: AHHH! TITANS!!
Titan: *tackles them*
Eren: *appears out of nowhere* TITAAAAAAN!!! I WILL KILL THEM ALL! *runs to the titan dramatically*
Levi: Oi! Brat! Why are you running when you have a 3DMG?
Eren: *tries to defeat titan but he can't* THAT'S IT! I HAVE ONE CHOICE LEFT!
Levi: Tch! Brat, if you try to do what I think you're gonna do, I'm seriously going to chop your head-
Eren: *bites his hand* *Epic transformation OST soundtrack plays in the background*
Author: Okay! That's enough fun for today kiddos!
Levi: Who are you calling a brat so small as a bean sprout that-
Edward Elric: THAT'S MY LINE!
Author: *makes Levi, Edward, Eren and the Titan disappear*
Author: *sighs* I was only planning to apologize, Why did this had to happen. *sighs again*
Author: *looks around* Hello?
L, Near, Mello, Matt, Misa, Takada, Mikami, L Fangirl, and Random Kira supporter: *runs away in fear of the author having an angry rampage*
Light: *doesn't really give a sh*t *
*Silence*
Author: Well then. *awkwardly leaves*
Light: *phone suddenly rings* *answers* Hello?
???: Hello, it's me.
Light: Who?
???: I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.
Light: Who the hell is this? And why are you singing?
???: Hello, can you hear me?
Light: I can perfectly hear you! Who is this and Where are you? Maybe I can remember you somewhere if you don't want to tell your name, that's perfectly fine. I mean, there's the Kira case these days. I can understand if you are taking precaution. I can tell you, I am not Ki-
???: I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be.
Light: Hey! Why would you interrupt me? And California? I have never been there.
???: There's such a difference between us, And a million miles.
Light: *feeling awkward* Y-yeah? I mean, you're in California and I'm in Japan so-
???: Hello from the other side!!!!
Light: What the hell?
???: I must have called a thousand times, To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done!
Light: WHO THE HELL IS THIS, STOP SINGING!
???: To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart.
Misa with a smart mind: Breaking his heart my ass, he doesn't have one!
Light: And you don't have an ass!
Misa with a smart mind: *shows him the finger* *disappears*
???: Hello, how are you?
Light: ARGH! *turns off the call* *phone rings again*
Light: What?!
???: Hello, it's me.
Light: *turns off phone* The person is probably a creepy lil stalker.
~2 days later~
Light: *playing Dress-Up in phone* *phone suddenly rings*
Light: WHAT? I'M CURRENTLY BUSY-
???: Hello from the other side!! I must have called you a thousand tiiimmes~
Light: NO KIDDING! THERE'S LIKE 2,467 MISSED CALLS! WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
???: At least I can say I've tried~
Light: WHO. IS. THIS. I'M WITH THE POLICE, SO I CAN EASILY TRACK YOUR PHONE!
???: *coughs* This is Adele. Who is this?
Light: *punches the wall in annoyance, irritation and anger* *tries to calm himself down* *generates a plan and is now smirking* R-really? I'm a huge fan! Can I meet up with you for an auto-graph?
Adele: Okay. Go to **some restaurant address in Japan** I'm there right now.
Light: *smirking* Alright. *turns off call*
Light: Everything is according to plan. *Silent Kira laugh*
-1 hour later-
Light: *enters the restaurant*
Waiter: Hello Sir! I am Denny Brosh! Adele requested you to go to this table. *leads Light to a random table containing a letter*
Light: *sits down* *reads letter*
~Dear Kira/Light,
You ain't killing me nor anyone, atleast not anymore. Oh, who's this? This is L. I simply requested Adele to call and annoy you. I have a hunch that you will meet up with her and write her name in your Death Note for being such an annoying person. The place is already surrounded, we will soon be taking your Death Note and I can finally sentence you... to death.
-Sincerly, L.~
Light: Y-you B-bas-Bastard!!!!
Ryuk: Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk.
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, LIGHT YOU ARE...
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