Warning do not read if you do not care lol
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MY OVARIES ARE KILLING ME. They are ganging up on me and decided to wrench my insides and kill me ever so slowly. Slow gentle death kisses.
Ahhh heating pad. My electric knight in fleece armour. You slay the cursed ¿uteruses?and warm my tummy and I am grateful.
Any hooha my period decided to be a female dog and come 4 days late. I had a pool party to go to on Saturday and now I can not go into the pool. My friends recommended the mythological tampon and I was like I dont know.... so i decided to try one.
WARNING THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET GRAPHIC!!!!
So I decided to try on a tampon since my mom has tampons in the bathroom. Well lets start with this :
She wears super plus absorbent or something and let's just say they're huge.
I put the applicator in and pushed the tampon in and let's just say .... let's stay quiet. I felt so uncomfortable and i tried pulling it out but no. It was stuck. Apparently you can't take a dry tampon out cause you just don't do that. So i got in the bath and took it out wet.
Long story short I'll wear smaller tampons or something. Buhbye bbys 👌✌
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Mericcup Shorts
FanfictionI have a lot of Mericcup one-shots that I didn't want to put them in my other book. So enjoy
