Ms. Page Turner: Did anyone miss these script-type thingies that have me and my current fandom doing random crap? Well, here it is again! Burlesque!!
Readers: *gets confused*
One reader: WHAT THE FUCK IS BURLESQUE?!
Another reader: CAN I EAT IT?
Patrick: IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT?
Ms. Page Turner: Wha--? Uh, no... Burlesque is my new installment after Prop and Scip. And wanna see who i'm gonna work with this time? Pretty predictable actually. But today, i'll have to interview them. Let's goes, hoes... Wrong grammar intended..
*Ms. Page Turner goes to...
Wait for it..
WAIT FOR IT.
A little mountain town called South park, in Colorado*
Ms. Page Turner: Let's play a game; I interview whoever i will about another person, and you have to guess it. Afterwards, commenting whoever we were talking about. By the way, each person i interview, has a different person as subject. Game?
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
Ms. Page Turner: Is he a natural leader?
Stan: Uh, yeah. Both of us take turns on who's the leader, depending on the situation of course.
Ms. Page Turner: Is he a high achiever?
Stan: Well yes, he is. He is a straight-A student anyways.
Ms. Page Turner: Is he organized?
Stan: Yep, he is. *laughs*
Ms. Page Turner: Is he on-time?
Stan: Um... *sings* What do you mean?
Ms. Page Turner: In anything.
Stan: ... *nods slowly* Sure..
Ms. Page Turner: Is he a know-it-all?
Stan: To be honest, he kinda is. But it makes sense, he is smart. So, he knows mostly, but not all.
Ms. Page Turner: Is he bossy?
Stan: Only when he needs to be.
Ms. Page Turner: Is he responsible?
Stan: Of course! *smiles*
Ms. Page Turner: Is he an adult-pleaser?
Stan: Pft... *holds back laugh* S-sort of..
Ms. Page Turner: Last question; Does he always obey the rules?
Stan: Yeah, he always tries his best to. Whenever the rule is right and it makes sense.
Ms. Page Turner: Okay, thank you. Bye! *leaves*
Stan: Bye... *stands up* Adult-pleaser.. *laughs*
*AFTER A FEW MORE MINUTES*
Ms. Page Turner: Is he flexible?
Cartman: Physically. Mentally. Emotionally.
Ms. Page Turner: Is he easy-going?
Cartman: I guess. *shrugs*
Ms. Page Turner: Is he social?
Cartman: Yeah, especially with hot chicks. *rolls eyes*
Ms. Page Turner: Is he a peacemaker?
Cartman: I think he is. But not as much as hippies. Ew... Hippies.. *shudders*
Ms. Page Turner: I know right... Anyways, is he independent?
