451. Not sure about you, but when someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.
452. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
453. Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you’d like to continue unprotected….
454. How can we have world peace, when we can’t have Coke and Pepsi in the same building?
455. Oh, you lost your phone and it’s on silent? That’s too bad. If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it.
456. Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
457. My printer’s out of ink. Time to buy a new printer. Seriously it’s cheaper!
458. Scary things women say to men: 1. Where are you? 2. We need to talk. 3. Let me see your phone!
459. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cabBITCH.
460. Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
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