381. I think I’ll just wait for technology to stop improving before I buy anything else.
382. You don’t eat Taco Bell, you borrow it for 15 minutes.
383. Did you know you that you don’t have to put every meal you eat on Instagram? You can just eat it.
384. No, I would not like to meet local singles in my area.
385. Being dead tired throughout the entire day then wide awake when I’m trying to go to sleep.
386. Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.
387. My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
388. That awesome moment when you finally untangle your headphones and only had to curse 15 times.
389. You can tell if a Coors Light bottle is cold if the mountains on the label are blue, and also if you just pick it up.
390. People only call and text me when I’m trying to nap.
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