421. Do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep?
422. Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to.
423. Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full retard for 30 seconds.
424. If only stress burned calories.
425. Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
426. I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I’m mad.
427. That awkward moment when you remember something funny & start smiling like an idiot, & everyone stares at you wondering why you’re smiling.
428. Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
429. There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it’s their turn.
430. I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt’s bigger.
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