351. Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with an ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’
352. Just because I’m not talking, doesn’t mean I’m in a bad mood. Sometimes I just like being quiet.
353. Two things I will never grasp in life: 1. What to write in birthday cards. 2. What to do when people are singing happy birthday to me.
354. How busy can you actually be if you just took the time to change your online status to say so.
355. Attractive person: Hey whats up? Me: Who paid you
356. If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he’ll say his name.
357. “Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?” Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason.
358. Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush. 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush. 3. wets toothbrush again. 4. starts brushing teeth.
359. I take the L and R on my headphones way too seriously.
360. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet & rub up & down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup…
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