81. Love is standing on wet cement. the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints.
82. That awkward moment when you’re trying not to look when someone is staring at you.
83. Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
84. Don’t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
85. Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other’s shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups.
86. I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job.
87. I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say “He’s in a better place now.”
88. Pretty cool how the guy that created dessert was just like, “I did a great job eating all that food and I deserve a reward.”
89. Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.
90. You’d think Winnie the Pooh would’ve gotten that shirt in at least a medium.
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