Rimuru with a different origin, Ri's adventure in another world, Oneshots.
All pictures in this story are not mine, Credits to the Owner. I write just for fun.
Months have passed since Ramiris and I were at grand line, and the food we brought with us has gradually run out.
There was a time when we were about to recruit more crew members, but things didn't seem to be going the way we wanted.
Flashback:
In a room, Rimuru and Ramiris were looking through photos of applicants who wanted to be their crew members.
Rimuru: Terrific, these are all terrific.
First candidate:
Ramiris: Meet Bedlam.
Rimuru: Cool name! Superpowers ?
Bedlam: I can distort electrical fields, including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion... pain.
Bedlam said while making the lights in the room flicker.
Rimuru: So, basically, you're Dave Matthews, we can use him.
2nd candidate:
Zeitgeist: I'm Zeitgeist.
Rimuru: Cool, I like it. So you have the power to put your finger on the pulse of society ?
Zeitgeist: No, I spit acidic vomit.
Rimuru/ Ramiris: Oh.
Zeitgeist: Do you want me to demonstrate ?
Rimuru/Ramiris: No! Thank you. Yeah.
Rimuru: Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay ?
3rd candidate:
Ramiris: This is the Vanisher.
But there was no one in front of them.
Rimuru: But... ohh, Vanisher hahaha, Nice.
Ramiris: Right?
Rimuru: He's not here, is he?
Ramiris: He may be running late.
4th candidate:
Rusty: My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar.
Rimuru/ Ramiris: That's good.
Rimuru: "Rusty" is terrible.
Ramiris: Toughie.
Rimuru: So, uh, where are you from ?
Rusty: The Planet Mojo World.
Rimuru: So you're an alien, I guess.
Ramiris: Bad name.
Rimuru: So how does that help us ?
Rusty: I'm better than you at everything.
Rimuru: Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots.
Rimuru: I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman.
Ramiris: Isn't that Canada ?
Rimuru: You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
5th candidate:
Ramiris: Meet...
Domino: Domino.
Rimuru: What is your superpower?
Domino: I'm lucky.
Rimuru: It's not a superpower.
Domino: Yes.
Rimuru: No.
They kept repeating and for some reason Rimuru decided to hire her.
Final candidate:
Peter: Peter!
And it looks like Peter's profile picture is a little different from the real thing.
Rimuru: Am I getting catfished here or...? Is there any capacity you would like to tell us about ?
Peter: No, I just saw the flyer.
Rimuru: Don't you have any super powers ?
Peter: I have both Type 1 and 2 Diabetes.
Rimuru: Ow! Oh!
Ramiris: That's all the Diabetes.
Rimuru: You got them all. If you find a Type 69 let us know. Yeah, You're in.
Flashback End.
But when they finally saw my boat they looked disappointed and they said they were going to buy milk, I waited for them but they never came back.
Ramiris and I were looking for land when a newspaper fell, I read it and what surprised me was that we also appeared in the newspaper. It seems they knew that I wasn't really dead and that the corpse back then was fake.
Rimuru POV End.
At one place on the ocean, there was a pirate ship.
Nami: Everyone, look at this.
Nami said in a panicked voice.
Zoro: !
Luffy: The blue-haired guy from before.
Usopp: Is he wanted?
But when Usopp looked closely at the bounty, he showed a trembling expression.
Sanji: Oh, Rimuru-chan!!, Ramiris-chan!!
Chopper/Robin: Too much money.
Franky: Too many 69.
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