Ivy milkovich

52

"debs! finally some actual company."

"are you drunk?" she asked

"mhm . he finally let v and kev serve me at the alibi because hes been such a shit brother."

"not even gonna ask." Debbie pointed at the book ian was reading

"its best you don't , shim might get angry."

"ivy don't disrespect shim."

"whats shim?"

"we don't know if--"

"gods a boy or a girl so we call it shim." ivy interrupted "its all hes been telling people all week."

"how did you know for sure that you were gay?" Debbie asked ian

"I remember this conversation , but with kevin,"

"kevin thought he was gay?"

"shocking I know Debbie."

"cause I was having sex with a man." ian replied "why?"

"I don't know. I think I might be gay."

"youre not gay."

"how do you know?"

"where is this coming from? is this cause youre a welder now?"

"no,"

"ian other people can be gay not just you." ivy added

"ive just been feeling ways that ive never felt before."

"have you had sex with another women?" ian asked her

"yeah I did, once. it was a long time ago but I let a woman I was babysitting for go down on me."

"really?"

"yeah got a great tip."

"did you return the favor?"

"no."

"yeah your not gay youre a pillow princess. have you been with a girl since?"

"yep I just made out with one"

"okay well that's a start."

"want a sandwich debs?" ivy held one up and she took it , ian went to take the other one but ivy quickly bit into it so he couldn't have it,

"asshole . what kind of porn do you like?"

" I don't watch porn,"

" I do,"

"you watch porn?" ian scoffed

" yeah ian I do but since you haven't been around me at all you wouldn't have known if I hadn't told you."

"ivy , its not like im gonna watch you watch porn."

"im kidding I don't watch it."

"bullshit everyone watches porn."

"im atleast bisexual." Debbie sighed as she took a bite from the sandwich.

"no. youre not,"

"Debbie if you want to be bisexual be bi , who gives a shit about what this asshole says." ivy patted debbies shoulder before sitting next to her

"why do you keep telling me what im not? I thought gay jesus was all about love and acceptance."

"yeah ian."

"sorry." he replied to the girls "yeah I don't know what we are about anymore. the whole gay jesus thing has gotten completely out of hand. I mean people are doing crazy shit. apparently now im the gay Che. lately im just feeling like--"