After Ian and Ivy had caught up with lip they left to go and spy , Ian was still totally against this plan but they were already almost there and he couldn't back out now.
"Look there he is." Ivy pointed at Caleb
"Oh shit yeah."
They looked out the window and watched as he approached some girl.
"She looks pretty female to me Ian . I'm sure he's fine."
"This was your plan Ivy not mine."
"We should go now."
"No no no no hold on." He pulled Ivy back they both watched as Caleb pinned the girl on the wall and started to kiss her
"Holy shit . At least he's not cheating with a guy right?"
"Please tell me she has a dick."
"Can I be there when you confront him?"
"If you want , let's go I don't wanna watch anymore."
"Alright"
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"I thought you were living at Caleb's?" Carl asked as Ivy and Ian walked down the stairs for food
"Caleb's sleeping with a chick." Ivy replied
"He's bi?"
"No dude is bi, alright? You like dick you're supposed to be gay." Ian said
"So you guys broke up?"
"Haven't decided yet. Probably . God I cant believe he's licking vag too."
"Alright let's stop talking about licking vag."
"Yeah I agree Ivy , your gonna give me a boner."
"You sleep well last night?" Lip asked Carl
"No if I wake up with morning wood, it'll pop my stitches."
"You're 16 how are not gonna get wood for 72 hours."
"Eyes on the prize my brother."
"Which is?"
"A blowie from Dominique."
"The chick who made you cut your dick?"
"Carl you weren't circumcised? I thought you were when I last saw it."
"Excuse me."
"You were like 2 don't stress."
"Jeez."
"It's not love Carl if she made you cut your dick." Lip joked
"She didn't make me I wanted to. You guys got lucky being already circumcised." He got up and went to leave
"It's cold out there Carl." Lip warned but he violently opened the door and left
Veronica and Kev then walked in
"Excuse me." Veronica eyed Carl as he stormed off
"You gotta forgive Carl his manners were in his foreskin." Lip said
"Ugh stop it , it just gives me the willies thinking about someone near my dick with a knife." Kevin grabbed his crotch , v hit his hands away.
"Where is my vacuum cleaner?" she asked
"Probably upstairs." Ivy replied
"Kev grab our cleaning shit." Veronica then went upstairs
"What's all that shit?" Kev pointed at the millions of papers placed on the counter
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Ivy milkovich
FanficIvy finds herself back in the place she grew up in, Chicago , she wasn't planning on staying for long but that took a turn when she slipped right back into the Gallagher family "Ivy, where do I start, always with my boy Ian I used to think you guys...
